So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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