4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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