Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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