I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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