You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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