You're completely useless in the revolution.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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