And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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