she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't deserve a penis
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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