Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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