Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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