I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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