I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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