There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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