I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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