Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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