batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You almost got us killed.
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So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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