Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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