normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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