We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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