I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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