Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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