I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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