This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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