First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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