You work out of a Hotel?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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