Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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