I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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