don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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