Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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