why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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