Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Bring me that man meat
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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