Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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