It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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