Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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