gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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