I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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