Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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