He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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