just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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