You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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