My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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