Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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