On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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