Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ladies don't puke and tell
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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