this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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