Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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