I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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