and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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