i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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