Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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