i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
third nipple confirmed
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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