is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
