Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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