i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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