Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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