Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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