We got so high we made milksteak
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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