I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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