Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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