4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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